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Winter Wishes

2010-12-14T18:25:00.000-08:00

My school is doing this awesome thing called 'winter wishes'. Everybody writes three wishes-for things they want or for someone else-and then the leadership kids (aka the awesome people who keep the pep up in the school whom i love) put some of the things on a giving tree for anyone to buy and then the harder things, like snow and recognition grams, they do themselves. You could wish for your favorite candy or for johnny applebottom to get the guts to ask out ur friend jenny flimblob or for a new car. If it's something like the candy then it would go on the tree, if it was the johhny/jenny situation...acutally idk how they did that one..but if it was something like a new car then they'd buy a hotwheels car and send it to you or something clever like that:)

so why am i taking the time to explain this to you? because i want you to think about the things you want. the holiday season is the one season where i truly believe in miracles, and believing in this makes me really happy:) and i wanna spread the joy,, i want you to sit down and really think of wat you want. start with the small stuff like the presents you want for christmas-new iPod? super cute boots? then think about big things you want-boyfriend? a visit from grandma, who you rarely see? then think about the things you'd want your friends or family to get-recognition for their awesome-ness? the big promotion at their job? write 'em all down and see what you've got. narrow it down to two wishes in each category.

got your list? probably not but maybe something popped into your head from my examples, and maybe you're epic and actually made a list:) now,, WISH<3<3<3
wish as hard as you possibly can! hopefully ur wishes will come true:) that's one of my wishes;for you guys' wishes to come true!!

happy holidays everybody!
lots of love~
Danja girl<3

AWESO-meter

2010-12-02T10:31:00.000-08:00

aweso-meter scale goes like this: Epic-fail, fail-tastic, fail, um...?, eh Ok, legit, epic, and AWESOME

the AWESO-meter is the combination of the words 'awesome' and 'meter'. clever? i thought so. (lol) so i don't want people to get confused when i use the AWESO-meter and i also don't want to have to post what it is/consists of on every review i post. therefore i am making this post so i can just make the word 'AWESO-meter' into a link so we shall have a win-win situation:)

I'm back! and with an amazing new discovery!

2010-12-02T10:29:00.000-08:00

Hey everybody! I'm so sorry I've been gone for so long i got caught up in some stuff and haven't been able to find time since:( but hopefully you're not too mad and I'll be able to start up again!

So I just recently discovered the amazingness that is
Shane Dawson!

So Shane Dawson is an amazing youtuber who makes spazticly amazing and hilarious videos about random stuff. He dresses up as different characters (like Shananay, S-deezy, and Ned the Nerd), creates interactive videos (like this one for halloween---> HAUNTED HOUSE INTERACTIVE VIDEO!) and has a second channel for 'ask shane's that he does on mondays and updates on his life. check him out cuz he for sure rates an AAAAAAAAAAWESOME on the aweso-meter:))) link to his page is in the title!

p.s. aweso-meter scale goes like this; Epic-fail, fail-tastic, fail, um...?, eh Ok, legit, epic, and AWESOME

Nailed 'Em:Colbert Report

2010-04-24T15:57:00.000-07:00

super hilarious video of four guys who got arrested for rapping at the mcDonalds drivethrough ROFL! check it out!(link in ttitle)

60things a girl wants but wont ask for

2010-03-28T22:23:00.000-07:00

This is a facebook group you have to join! its all super true,,here's what it says:
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.

10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.

17. Kiss her unexpectedly.

18. Hug her from behind around the waist.

19. Tell her she's beautiful.

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know
WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!

28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants
29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).

34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.

35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back--feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D

p.s. sorry if the spacing and stuff is spaztic but my computer was being weird,,

Brandon is Write- Top Ten Reasons Cookies are Better Than Girls

2010-03-28T14:03:00.000-07:00

if ur not already, you need to be following brandon is write! its the best blog ever,,well second to mine;P jk his is better than mine but watevez~he writes comedic things and stuffs and writes absolutly amAzing poetry

here's a post of why cookies are better than girls(link in title)

Whip It review- eh Ok

2010-03-28T10:59:00.000-07:00

Whip It was good but not great. The best part was the end-not the very end but like the championship and all that stuffs. I just thought it was dumb that they pulled a high school musical 3(much like banslam did) and the main characters didn't win in the end. It didn't make sense. It wasn't concluded very well but I did love how the dad finally got to put a sign on hIs yard and he was all "suck on that neighbor!" (k well he didnt say that but thats what he ment wen he said 'hey') Ellen Page was actually really good at the part,almost all of the people in the movie were really good actors which made the no point plot actually work.

All in all i rate this movie eh Ok on the AWESO-meter scale!

The Burning Hotels- epic

2010-03-26T20:31:00.000-07:00

(link to myspace in title)

The Burning Hotels are an ahmazing alternative/indie rock band with a great style and even better sound! You can see a little bit of their flare in the movie Bandslam-if you just want a taste. If you want the full, more AWESOME experience that IS The Burning Hotels, buy their music on iTunes or go find their most recent CD Eighty Five Mirrors or their newest single Austin's Birthday(my fav of their songs)

Overall I rate them epic! on the AWESO-meter scale!

p.s. AWESO-meter scale is this; Epic-fail, fail-tastic, fail, um...?, eh Ok, legit, epic, and AWESOME

I Text Allegiance

2010-03-26T17:40:00.000-07:00

lol found this on tumblr

hehe's i <3 Colbert!

Colbert vs. Rain-Dance off!!!

2010-03-25T20:44:00.000-07:00

funniest danceoff i've ever watched! who is this rain guy anyway?

(link in title)

Slogan Maker!

2010-03-25T17:40:00.000-07:00

My new slogan is this: Style outside, dangergurl inside. AhmaaAzing right? slogan maker made it for me and im super excited about it! do you want your own slogan? click the title! tA-DAAA!!!:D

Bandslam- AWESOME

2010-03-25T16:09:00.000-07:00

Bandslam was amazing! I thought it would be good but I was actually impressed,, the characters were really well rounded and there were a lot of ups and downs- it was never boring and never over the top. I almost cried twice though:( Phil's song is amazing and I hate that they don't have the full band version on iTunes. the only thing I didn't like was that at the end everybody had numbers and dashes in their names~if I were sa5m I would be like, uh excuse me that's my thing!

go watch it!

AWESO-meter rating: AWESOME

The Classic Crime- AWESOME

2010-03-25T15:47:00.000-07:00

(link in title)

This is one of my new favorite bands-second only to the jonas brothers, that's just how awesome they are!
There's not many words that describe this amazing band but just listen to them and you'll see what I mean:)

My favorite songs are:

Solar Powered Life
Salt in the Snow
Abracadavers
The Fight
All the Memories

GO CHECK THEM OUT!

AWESO-meter rating: AWESOME!!!

Updated Book list!

2010-03-11T16:58:00.000-08:00

new books to read for yal!

~Romeo and Juliet, re-written by Jacqueline Ritten
~Kissed by an Angel/The Power of Love/Soulmates, by Elizabeth Chandler
~Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater

Brandon is Write

2010-03-09T19:54:00.000-08:00

this is a fricken hilarious post from the site (previously Brandon Writes the Wrongs) Brandon is Write about justin beiber and how he'll be sellin burrito's as optimus prime in 5 years told in a sing song story to the tune of the theme song from fresh prince of bellair (no i dont know how to spell that and yes you need to get over it)

im super sorry justin bieber fans and i really want you to stay but i just couldnt help it it was too freaking amazing

AWESO-meter rating: AWESOME!!!
(link in title)

Old Spice Commercial-AWESOME

2010-03-02T15:28:00.000-08:00

omglolz i was in the theater about to watch Valentines Day(AWESOME movie btw!!!!) and in the previews they showed this old spice commercial. my friend and i ROFLD so hard!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE&feature=youtube_gdata

p.s. if you didn't know ROFLD stands for rolling on the floor like draco:)! if you dont get it u need to NOT close your youtube window and instead search harry potter musical by starkidpotter,,WATCH IT AND BE PREPAIRED TO ROFLMAO AND ROFLD!!!!!! i know its hella long but i swear to all things holy that it is worth it!!!!

Best 'Daily ____' App on Facebook- AWSOME

2010-02-27T10:28:00.000-08:00

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For those facebook users; have you ever noticed they have like a million of those apps that are 'daily (blank)' like the daily photo or daily lover or daily friend? well this one is the best daily app on facebook! its called 'daily pick up line'~they're all amazing! sometimes i cant post em cuz i have family on there lol but here's the one i got today:

so far i haven't seen my favs on there ('is there a mirror in ur pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants.' and 'are those spacepants? cuz ur ass is out of this world' LOL) but i'm sure i'll get them eventually:)

go become a fan of this app now and earn some sweet pick up lines!!!

p.s. the best ones are on the wall of the app and theyre all made by the fans lol soO hilarious!!!!

Most AWESOME books

2010-02-24T19:16:00.000-08:00

so if u havent noticed lately i've been getting really into reading and so i wanted to share my discovery of amazing books that you HAVE to read!!!

House of Night Series- P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast
Twilight Series- Stephenie Meyer
The Host- Stephenie Meyer
Wake and Fade- Lisa Mcmann
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter- W. Bruce Cameron
City of Bones- Cassandra Clare
Thirteen Reasons Why- Jay Asher

Can't wait to give you some more updates!!! and if anybody has any recomendations let me know ASAP!

Get Your Grrr Face On: R-Patz

2010-02-23T17:42:00.001-08:00

http://grrr-face-on.blogspot.com/2010/02/r-patz-gayness.html read it. love it. foLlow it!

Pants: Get Your Grrr Face On-epic!

2010-02-21T18:27:00.000-08:00

[link in title] my awesome buddy ashlyn made a blog and this post is fricken epic and i totally agree. its ridiculous that guys wear their pants below their butts. do they think its cool? do they think they look hot? well it just makes u look like u have a saggy ass! so get some pants that fricken fit!!! my other thoughts are in the comments under the post:)!

Get Your Grrr Face On blog rates an epic! on the AWESO-meter scale!

p.s. if you dont already know the AWESO-meter scale (combo of awesome and meter,, ya im cool like that;P) is this: Epic-fail, fail-tastic, fail, um...?, eh Ok, legit, epic, and AWESOME

DR. OCTAGONAPUS!!!- epic

2010-02-20T21:36:00.000-08:00

AMAZING YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!! gotta check out Dr. Octagonapus(link in title)!!! this one is my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUFZH325F4

rank: epic! on the AWESO-meter scale:)!

Facebook Fanpage!

2010-02-09T18:40:00.001-08:00

hey guys just thought u should know that you can be a fan of my blog on facebook!!! please do it!
~ http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Dangergurl-Pones-Comedic-writing-for-the-awesome/245072000745

Life Unexpected: Bong Intercepted

2010-02-08T22:10:00.001-08:00

this one had a lot more sex jokes than the last ones,,kinda awkward when watching with my mom..lol but they were funny(: except the porn ones those were a little overboard. i was surprised lux actually got caught with the bong@school! and im a tad confused,did baze call the police on the bar so hed make cate look bad or so hed make the bar look bad? i was so mad lux blamed her mom for that jerk girl at her school for spreading her file around and exposing her lies. and then she goes and exposes cate and ryan?!? what the heck! ya know theres a huge difference there;her mom didnt even do anything! where as lux was just doing it out of spite. the ending was really good though,and really sweet!

cant wait till next weeks episode!
tata till then!(most likely)

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

Life Unexpected- AWESOME!

2010-02-08T20:32:00.000-08:00

Guess what show is currently a close second to NCIS on my fav's list this year? LIFE UNEXPECTED!! its super good! the soundtrack is almost amazing as the script and i'm dying waiting for it to come out on itunes! its about a girl who grew up in foster homes and tried to get imansipated (however u spell it)but had to have the signatures of both of her birth parents and then it got rejected so she has to live in their joint custody and baze is her dad and he owns a bar and cate is a radio host with her fiance wats-his-name/guy on the farthest left. you have to watch it even though it sounds like a weird-o drama thing,,cuz its totally not!

will keep ya updated on what I think of the episodes- tonight is the fourth episode and im super excited!!! go on twitter for my constant updates~ http://twitter.com/DJ_dangergurl if ur not already followin me

p.s. im tryin to get someone to create a logo for my blog and that person gets followed on twitter by both my accounts or-if you choose- you blog gets followed :)! let me know!

The House Of Night: P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast- AWESOME!!

2010-02-07T21:32:00.000-08:00

Kay guys this is the best series after twilight!!! its the house of night series by P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast~ it too is about vampyres but these are way different. I usually try to avoid vampire books because i know none can compare to twilight, i feel like they're copy cats, and i really dont like the whole vampire concept. Well i guess i cant say the last part anymore now that there are two series' that i lOVe that are about vampires. anyways so the story is about a girl who gets marked to become a vampyre and so now she's a fledgling and has to attend the school for vampyres called the house of night. i can't really explain anything from the other books without giving too much away but let me tell you its AWESOME!!! so far there are 6books and the 7th is being released in April (on the 27th i believe).

the books in order go:

marked

betrayed

chosen

untamed

hunted

tempted

and next is burned wich you can pre-order now on amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0312606168/ref=pe_11480_14259220_emwa_email_title_1

a big tip for marked: the begining is a little boring and really weird but its neccessary and pleASe keep pushing through until she sees people in the hallways because that's when my attention got caught and from there on out you should be hooked ;) (people who've read that part will know why im internally rofling)

so go out and buy it right now!!! you'll be making these people --------------->

(and this person!!*pointing to myself*) very happy!!!

once you read it you'll see why it rated AWESOME! on my AWESO-meter!!!

SPOILER ALERT(s)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k so here's the real review,,lol i didn't wanna give anything away

marked: the begining was really slow and i was kind of like, okay can we get to something that makes sense now? and i was really not liking the whole nix showing up thing when she hit her head. i liked it more once i read the other books because it didn't seem as weird and freaky. same with the circle casting. it seemed to wicken to me. once i got used to it though it was better. aphrodite fricken pissed me off the whole time though >:/ haha but i guess that's kind of the point. once i got to the end of the book though,i was wantin to know more.

Betrayed: omg the imprinting thing totally was freaky the first time. then it was just kind of nasty the second time. lol but still funny. i love heath. i wanted her to tell erik that she had to break up with him so she could deal with heath. STEVIE RAE DYING WAS SO NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!! ugh and then she was (pardon my lingo lolz) a total creeper bitch undead thing and practically killed zoey. but i have to say i kind of saw the neferet thing coming. she was just too nice after a while. and i figured the weird stuff she was giving them was doin sumthing.

Chosen: omg this book made me so mad!!!!!!! as soon as she was talking to loren (like right before they had sex) i thought "he's working for neferet isn't he?" yup i was right. and then she lost almost everyone! ugh i cried. and i deffinitly didn't see the aphrodite being nice after all thing coming. not one bit! i couldnt believe that loren died right after too!!!! talk about ur plot twists! it was a fricken roller coaster!

Untamed: i was so shocked when stark came into the picture. i was like, ur seriously going after anOTher guy?! lol and i was glad her friends forgave her and stuff. i thought they were kinda stupid to do that whole circle where they introduce stevie rae to the world thing. ya retards. and kalona?! he came fricken out of no where! and i was glad erik decided not to be an asshole(again lingo i know haha) and actually reALize that he wAs an asshole and went along with zoey and the rest into the tunnels. omg i cried when heath was like "it hurts too much to love you zoey!" and all i dont wanna see you ever again and stuff :*( luckily he was smart enough to listen when she told him to get underground though

Hunted: i was hecka happy when heath and her imprinted again :))) i was kinda mad that her and erik got back together though but hey what can ya do? i couldnt believe aphrodite and stevie rae imprinted!! that was kinda nasty lol i couldnt believe they decided to go back to the house of night!! and then stark was being a freaky dick(once again carried away w/my colorfull language but its just not as powerfull any other way) uck but im glad he ended up being a sweetie<3(: i couldnt decide between him and heath

Tempted: what was up with stevie rae and that raven mocker dude? GRRrrmuffins! i saw their imprint coming the second she saw the blood. the ending made me hecka mad!!!!!!!!! i mean it was great as far as the story goes but i love heath and OMG i hAte Kalona!!! except that i pictured zacefron as him so... :) but that cliff hanger ending UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i practically screamed when i read it! then i was like "gotta get the next book on kindle RIGHT NOW so i know what happens!" and its not even out yet! i feel so bad for the people who read that one a long time ago and have been in suspense since then! my guess for burned is that her spirit died along with heath and her body is now just aya and she has to go back to save the ppl and then she'll have her tatoos again..but at first i was like "oh no her tatoos what the heck!!!" and i did throw my book when heath died. grr that was just such a mean ending! i wish he could come back to life as a red fledgling or something. i hope he does.

well that's it for now,,sorry it wasn't as much a reveiw as it was my opinions on each book but hey lol go read em now!!!!!!!!!

Who I Am: Nick Jonas and the Administration- AWESOME

2010-02-03T15:31:00.000-08:00

today i got a present from my mom(luv u moma!!haha:P),,it was nic jonas' single album WHO I AM. right now i'm listenin to it for the first time and i loVE it!!!! rose garden was kind of repetitive and i couldn't really find the meaning,but hey i've only listened once. last time around is kind of country and it reminds me of shaniah twain+sheryl crow+john meyer+dixie chicks+jonas brothers all mixed together and-surprisinly enough- it's so far one of my favorites! the whole cd has a very john meyer-esque vibe to it. of course it has it own new sound to it,seeing as its a new cd made by a new band(well for the most part new). the remake of tonight was cute but i like the original mUch better. in state of emergency nick takes some risks by saying "she's sudductive, she does it well, she'll charge you by the hour for a straight trip down to hell"-my interpratation of that is 'miley is a secret prostitute and will seduce u well and charge you by the hour and that'll just send u down to hell' haha just kidding but still you can tell that he's had some trouble with a sexy lady tryin to gethim to slip of his purity ring tOo early. personally i'm surprised this hasn't caused more scandel yet. but i hope no one gives him too much trouble for it,,wat can u expect? cd's almost over. vespers goodbye's on now and i like it a lot, its nice and simple-but the ending is really sad! last song; stronger (back on the ground). lovin it! simple snappy and conclusive.

just like my ending!
its obvious to see why WHO I AM album rated AWEOME on the aweso-meter! go buy it ASAP-even if ur not a jonas brother fan! its a lot different from their usual stuff,,

~p.s. i've made some adjustments and the aweso-meter scale now goes like this; Epic-fail, fail-tastic, fail, um...?, eh Ok, legit, epic, and AWESOME

confirmed: nick jonas is an "AMAZING kisser!"

2010-02-03T15:20:00.000-08:00

just a few moments ago on twitter selena gomez tweeted "for those of you asking, yes @nickjonas is an AMAZING kisser"

no worries ladies it's been confirmed ;)

Brandon Wrights the Wrongs- AWESOME!

2010-02-03T15:04:00.000-08:00

this guy got the highest rating on my aweso-meter scale guys!! his blog is hecka funny and well thought out,, wat are you waiting for? click the link already!! http://brandonwritesthewrongs.blogspot.com

'It'sKingsleyBitch' BEst Youtube Guys Ever!!

2010-01-31T16:25:00.000-08:00

OMG guys! this dude is AWESOME!!! he's so fricken funny!! I can't even describe him. you gotta watch these; but keep in mind these are just the jonas ones and im sure those nonjonas fans will still like them but hey watch the others too!!!

niley vs nelena! "nick gomez sounds like an obese burrito"-

http://www.youtube.com/user/ItsKingsleyBitch#p/u/11/JMEckvft63E

NICK JONAS WAS RAPED ON STAGE (actually he was just mobbed but i decided to put the real title on there :P)! "they bombarded the stage like a bunch of wildabeasts"-

http://www.youtube.com/user/ItsKingsleyBitch#p/u/8/ZBg99m0EZbk

GO NOW GUYS!!!

formspring.me

2010-01-25T20:21:00.001-08:00

Edward or Cedric?

psh edward!!!!! but not robert pattinson,,he's hecka icky and a sucky actor! (no offense rob fans i hold nothing against u;))

Ask me a would you rather! dont be shy guys im hecka bored!

AVATAR!- epic

2010-01-23T19:14:00.000-08:00

So with my movie watchin buddy megan, i saw AVATAR! I was really not that interested in seeing it(based on the plot) but everyone was saying how good and cool it was so we kind of wanted to see what the big fuss was about. WE FOUND OUT. so it starts out really confusing because u dont really know where they are and who exactly is who but it gets clearer. the planet is so cool and actually a lot like earth only w/out the urban stuff and their stuff is a little different but i mean they have plants and animals and they cry and they stand and talk and bleed and stuff so basically its the same. the plot is extremely predictable yet still entertaining. i can't really describe it any more than that but if you like the movie the 5th element and/or transformers you'll probably like this :)

I rate this movie: epic! its was extrEMely close to being AWESOME :D!

p.s. if ya didnt already know this is the AWESOM-eter scale: Epic-fail, major-fail, fail-tastic, fail, um...?, eh Ok, :), legit, epic, and AWESOME

formspring.me

2010-01-22T22:50:00.001-08:00

are you pissed about the tour being in the fall instead of summer

i'm assuming you're talking about the jonas concert and no i'm not super pissed cuz they weren't comming here anyways :/ thAt's what i'm pissed bout

Ask me a would you rather! dont be shy guys im hecka bored!

Doctors Part 4 :/

2010-01-21T15:45:00.000-08:00

hey people so on tuesday i had a doc apt again,,this time it was with a cardiology specialist. they took an ultrasound of my heart and stuff and nothing was wrong. of course thats amazing!but it also means they still don't know what's wrong with me. at all. so now im going to be off to a rumitologist (idk how to spell that). the third specialist i'm going to and the 5th doctor. ya. so plEASE WISH ME LUCK and hope that i actually find out what needs to be fixed!!!!!!!

Joe Jonas solo project?

2010-01-18T20:06:00.000-08:00

Today i was checkin out my sites i go to regularly- twitter, facebook, formspring, hotmail, and then tumblr. i just read a reblogged post from E!news that said Joe Jonas might be working on a solo project!

Here's what it said:

If Nick Jonas can do it, his brother Joe can do it, too.

We’re talking about breaking away from the Jonas Brothers for awhile to make his own music.
Joe’s being coy about whether he has a Nick Jonas and the Administration-like project up his sleeve, but…
“I’m writing songs right now,” Joe told me at last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards in Hollywood. “I’m writing a lot of music.”
The 20-year-old JoBro smiles when asked if he’s planning on following in Nick’s brotherless footsteps. He declines to say yes or no.
“It’s going really well,” he said. “I’ve written about five songs with some of my friends in different bands and things like that. With Grammy Week coming up, all my friends and all these musicians are flying in. I love writing with musicians.”
And that’s not all that Joe has going on. He’s reading scripts.
“I’m looking forward to doing more acting,” he said. “I know everybody says this, but I want to be able to do everything. I won’t be satisfied until I’m ready to do every kind of role—from a villain to a comedian.”
Source: E!Online

I think joe would do great at all of those things. but i really want nick to just come back to the jonas brothers and have them stick together. i understand that kevin is married now and probably wants to just stay with his wife and stuff, and i'm very happy for nick and how well his solo project is going for him, but i still want the jonas brothers to stay together. i mean, they should do what makes them happy, but i just really dont want to see them break up.

we'll see what happens i guess
~DJ danger's girl

MadTv- Can i Have yo numba? [AWESOME!]

2010-01-16T23:18:00.000-08:00

k im not writing an official review cuz all i'd be able to do is quote this awesome and amazing sketch but i have to tell you this is rated AWESOME WITH EXTRA EMPHASIS cuz its so fricken hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRbkkqZikx4

"where's yo boyfriend at? is he gettin u refreshments? is he tall? is he gettin u mike n ikes? o u like mike n ikes? is he hefty? is he comin back? where yo boyfriend? where yo boyfriend at?" LOL!!

Review of 'The Lovely Bones'- Um...?/Fail

2010-01-16T22:59:00.000-08:00

So last night i went with my buddie megan to see 'The Lovely Bones'. I was already a bit timid going into it. it looked kinda creepy and out there, but i decided "what the heck? miGht as well!" so i got there we have some fail-tastic moments with our ordering of our junk and then our spilling of almost everything(megan spilled her cookie dough bites twice before she even got to eat any and there was only one left!haha) and then the movie starts. i was kinda confused at first but i got into it a little more. the whole thing was really slow moving. when she was about to kiss that british dude ray (or however you spell it) and then she got interrupted i said(a little to loudly) "if she dies before she gets her first kiss i'll be hecka pissed!" and ya know what happened next? she started walking home and thats when the predator attacked. what i thought was really good was how the killer loured(i cant spell...sry!) her into his little weirdo shack he made was very realistic and added to the creepy level, which was one of the only good parts-besides the comedic parts, those were done really well. i hated that they always did a close up angle on the creepers face too. i mean he was ugly enough at a distance but up close lookin up his nose and everything? thats just nasty. i was really confused when suzie was like finally crossing over and she said she couldnt go back but then she did cuz she said she wasn't quite free yet..? i dont know what that was about. and how come at the end all of the sudden her sister was pregnant? no time had past! and all of the sudden it all was about how she wanted her mom or something?! and the killer just got away?!?!? dumping her body in that weird whole in the ground. nasty. i did like that he died though (lol) i just didnt like the fakeness and stuff. i could tell that a lot of people were disapointed in the movie but ya know what? a lot of people said it was really good. so if you still wanna see it go right ahead,, what's weird to me might be cool to others so dont let me stop you :)

so on the AWESOM-eter scale (awesome and meter combined?yup lol:P) i rate it a cross between a 'Fail' and an 'um...?'

p.s. if ya didnt already know this is the AWESOM-eter scale: Epic-fail, major-fail, fail-tastic, fail, um...?, eh Ok, :), legit, epic, and AWESOME

Pic for twitter

2010-01-16T10:41:00.000-08:00

hey guys im just postin this cuz i dont understand twitpic so i cant upload images on there and wanted them to see my hecka awesome road dogs t-shirt! here it is :)

p.s. for those who have ordered this shirt too, why did they model the shape after themselves? lol its not so flattring sometimes haha do they not get that girls are the only people ordering their shirts?!

the lovely bones

2010-01-15T21:46:00.001-08:00

just got done seein the lovely bones and im gonna be writin a review on it either tonight or tommorrow! heads up for those who liked it, i didnt :/ heads up for those who havent seen it, im gonna be spoiling some stuff!

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

End of 1st contest

2010-01-15T15:02:00.001-08:00

k guys well no one participated. were my prizes not good enough? ya lazy? probly both but watever. i dont mind so much. it just kinda bugs me is all...

Dear new followers

2010-01-14T16:12:00.001-08:00

the first page of this site is mostly docs updates so if ya want the entertaining stuff scroll way the heck down and onto the next pages cuz otherwise its kinda eh...lol but the others are hecka amazin and u'll love em!

p.s. if ur confused on how to follow this blog there's a "how to" post somewhere on this page or the next :)

Doctors Part 3

2010-01-14T16:01:00.000-08:00

hey all i have an update on my doc stuff for ya-
so they tested me for romadic fever (through my bloodtest(ICKY!!)) and when i had gone to the doc they didnt have my results. so they gave me penesilin to take while we waited and said that if it wasn't romadic fever it was probably this other thing that would go away on its own. well the test showed a high watcha macall it but watever it was it crossed out whatever the thing that went away by itself out but not romadic fever. so im still takin that but now they want me to see a cardiologist. ya. my fourth doctor. so that's schedualed for tuesday. i'll update ya then

wish me luck!
~DJ DangAAAAAA!

1ST CONTEST!!!!!!

2010-01-11T18:39:00.000-08:00

hey guys! so i feel like its about time we had a little contest! the person to get me the most amount of new followers by friday the 15th at 4:00 (pacific time) will get one of these options of your choice:

1) 5days of TONS of shoutouts on twitter
2) a blog post all about whatever you want to promote
3) Me to follow 3 sites of yours or friends

have the people who follow me leave a comment on here saying who sent them and then on friday whoever has the most people following me will get the favor of their choice!!! so get started!!!!

can't wait to see who wins!
~DJ_danger

Doctors Part 2

2010-01-11T14:44:00.000-08:00

ok guys so i went to my usual doc(the best and funiest mrs Dr. Jenny Hendrie :D) today, as you know, and she isn't sure either. she says its almost deinitly not romadic fever (the thing the neurologist thought it might be) and they took blood on fri to find out but they didn't have the results yet when i went so she perscribed penesilin (idk how to spell that :P) just in case because it wont hurt if its not needed and if it iS romadic fever then it will help. better safe than sorry i guess. she said if its not that then its hopefully just this one thing that, im not sure if she told me the name, should go away by itself in a few weeks. if its not thAt then she's gonna have my spine xrayed to see if its that. she doesn't think its any of those things but there isn't anything else it could be soO...

will keep ya posted
~DangaA

doctors 1.5

2010-01-10T22:45:00.000-08:00

well i have a docs apt in the mornin so ill update yal when i get home from school!(hopefully!) wish me luck and prAy that they finally figure out wat this is!!!!

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

Best Tumblrer EVER!

2010-01-10T11:30:00.000-08:00

k guys if you have a tumblr you HAVE to be following nick jonas thinks because its sOOO hilarious! peope send them pics of nick that have funny captions for what he's saying or thinking!!! even if you dont have a tumblr still check this out- http://nickjonasthinks.tumblr.com/

For @DisneyRockOn on twitter!

2010-01-10T11:22:00.001-08:00

hey girl here's the background you asked me to make you! :) hope u like it!

My Sites

2010-01-09T23:27:00.000-08:00

alright so this is my third new post in a row but hey a promise is a promise right? so here's an updated list of all my sites!:

twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/daniellejonas68

Facebook Fan Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dangergurl-Pones-Comedic-writing-for-the-awesome/245072000745

Possible Vlog coming soon so here's my youtube account(theres no videos currently uploaded:P): http://www.youtube.com/user/DJdangergurl?feature=mhum
I think that's all of them! just so you know this is my primary focus(although if you're following my twitter it may not seem like it lol i tweet all the time) and I'd love to get a lot of followers :0) so if you like this please tell your friends! i might have some contests soon btw... :)))

Doctors

2010-01-09T23:20:00.000-08:00

k guys so i also promised i'd update you on my doctors thingy. so i havent told you this yet(unless you're following me on twitter) but i've been having a bunch of horrible pains. my right for-arm hurts when i put pressure on it as does my left calf. my right elbow and wrist hurt randomly and my left elbow and wrist randoml throb w/pain for a few seconds. same thing w/ my left knee and ancle(they're like my right elbow and wrist) and my right knee and ancle are like my left elbow and wrist. i went to convenience care and the dude there had no clue but he thought it might be my nerves and stuff so he sent me to a neurology specialist. she said its not neurological and theres a few things it might be but there need to be more tests to find out. so im going to the normal doc on mon to find out what tests and xrays i have to get done and if i have to go to another specialist.

i'll keep you updated,,wish me luck!
~Danger

sherlock holmes review!

2010-01-09T23:16:00.000-08:00

hey guys! so i remembered to keep my promise this time! here's a review of the movie Sherlock Holmes!

Sherlock Holmes was really really good! at the begining i was like, "wow im gonna b bored and stuck in here with a migrain the whole time. grEat!" haha but no worries that changed as soon as i actually understood what was going on :) I love the way sherlock speaks and the way the character was. its hard to explain and if you dont speak dani then im very sorry haha(p.s. dani is me if you're wondering(i prefer danielle though)) The entire plot of the mystery was intriuging(i cant spell that lol) and the ending was what i originally predicted but not what i expected because my prediction changed as the plot twisted. the ending was really cool and i had thought they forgot to explain a few things but then they showed that the movie wasn't over and they had sherlock explain those things and when i left the theater i couldn't resist cheezily saying "i feel a sequal coming on!" to my megan lol though the reasons i loved this movie weren't explained quite right you're going to have to trust me when i say that Sherlock Holmes is an epic on my AWS-ometer(get it like awsome and meter but combined?ya i know lol:P)

P.S.

When i rate things and/or give a review i rate them on the AWS-ometer scale: Epic-Fail, Major Fail, Fail-tastic, Fail, Um...?, eh Ok, :), legit, epic, AWESOME

Sherlock Holmes, Doctors, and my sites!

2010-01-08T19:01:00.000-08:00

hey guys! tommorrow i'm gonna write a review of sherlock holmes and my doctors visit and an updated list of aaALL the sites i'm on :))) so check this out again soon!!!!

luv yal!
~DJ_Danger Girl

FanFamilyExperience

2010-01-08T17:21:00.000-08:00

i made a fanfamilyexperience guys!!! i already have one but it was so old i decided to start new again :) its a super cool site where you can connect with all these other people who love the jonas brothers or whatever else you love/are a fan of and its just really fun and sometimes you can get prizes and stuff and you get a lot of first hand information abot stuff,, its just super amazing and you need to join it if you havent yet! the link above is my profile and then you can follow me and create an account at the same time :D OMG RIGHT?!? (lqtm)

~Mr. Danger's girl

p.s. if ur wondering lqtm means laughing quietly to myself...jUst so ya know ;)

dear new followers

2010-01-08T08:05:00.001-08:00

hey guys! so if uve never read my blog b4 pleAse scroll past the who i am and new years and that crap till ya see a pic of joe and all the ones b4that are funny and entertaining-i havent been getting time to write my super awesome new ones lately but im gonna try this weekend so check back often!!!!! p.s. if ur not followin my twitter (theres a link at the bottom) then you didnt hear bout my doc appointment! ill let you kniw wat its for and how it goes when i get back! wish me luckes!!!!!

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

HOW TO FOLLOW MY BLOG

2010-01-02T22:48:00.000-08:00

ok so i get a lot of confused people asking me how they're supposed to go about following my blog every time i ask people to on twitter. here are the directions:

1)Look to the far left-it says a bunch of stuff about welcoming u and craps
2)scroll down- be on the look out for the thing with the headline "followers"(its the third section)
3)click the button that says 'follow'- there is a button right below the title of 'followers'
4) sign in- it'll ask you to sign in and u can sign in or sign up or if ur already signed in on ur own blog:

* choose public or private- it'll ask you if you want other people to see that your following me(public) or not(private). choose one.

*click follow this blog- there's a button at the bottom that says follow this blog. click it.

TA DA!!! you're now following the most aWESOME blog ever! :)))) welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome to siberia! lol jk(if u've seen she's the man you'll get it and if not you're just regretting following me lol but no worries im not aLways a freak (;)

who i am

2010-01-01T23:55:00.000-08:00

so i saw that #whoiam is a trending topic (TT) on twitter. some people have been posting things about who they are,, i tried to do that but i couldnt even come close to a 160character summary! it seemed like a hecka good idea though, sharing who i am with the world. and so here it is! my idea of who i am, all in one word (or short phrases) posts:

Caring
Empethetic(idk how to spell that :P)
Loving
Passionate
Artist-of many kinds
over analizer
blogger
tweeter
facebook-user
honors student
writer
comedian(at least in my mind:P)
dreamer, but in a good way
dancer
gymnist
sensitive
lazy(ish)
inspired
inspirer(well i want to be-i hope i am)
witty(attempted at least)
easily aggitaed

quickly calmed
easily distracted
fun loving
music lover
life lover
jonas lover

writing these things out is really fun and really cathartic(there's that word again that i never did look up how to spell(this is when i added lazy to my list)
go give it a try some time! you'll learn a lot about yourself,,okay you already knew these things but you'll be reminded of who you are! :))) try to add happy to your list (this is when i added it to mine) even if you're not right this second or youve been down i the dumps for a while because, sometimes, if you think something hard enough(even about your attiude) you can make it come true! i know i've been talking about random "how to be happy" tips lately but i've noticed a lot of sad people in my days lately and i wanted to make sure you're all getting what you deserve out of life!

well that's all for this post!
wpwi(will post when interesting)
~djDANGA!!
p.s. i'm gonna be writing a review on Sherlock Holmes soon! i watched it on New Years Eve and it was rEally good!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2009-12-31T16:01:00.000-08:00

Seeing as everyone around me is talking about the new year, i thought you all would like to hear about my perspective on the new year! If i'm wronge, TOO BAD! hehe im writin it anyways :))) maybe it'll be cathardic(i dont know how to spell that but if your wondering it means cleansing)

looking back on 2009:

I moved from one level of schooling to the next- saying goodbye to SMS forever! (thank god!-uhem i mean how upsetting ill miss it so much*eye roll*)

I went to my first concert eVer

I came within a foot of Joe Jonas- @my first ever concert,,it was a jobro one :)

I got closer to my best friend again (its not goin so perfect lately but we're gettin back there)

I got my first great hair cut lol

I started my first ever blog

I started school in the big leagues (haha class of 2013 rule!)

I went to my first formal dance

I started my book-that i will hopefully be dedicated to enough to make it famous!

So far its been a pretty successfull year! My goals for this next year are as follows:

Get at least 10 followers on my blog(hopefully more)

Get 100 followrs(or more) on twitter

Continue and finish my book

Meet Joe Jonas (and get his#!)

maybe join a band or learn to play the drums (right now i just play guitar)

there are so many more things that i could write but that would be very boring for you. you're probably already thinking "holy crap how many generic things can she put on here-she might as well write down 'bring peace to the world' " but you know wat? I wish i could bring peace to the world! but that's not my goal for next year, maybe the year after that. but they aren't that miniscule or generic if you think about it. and even if they were, whats wrong with that right? that just means you care even about the little things. but enough with the lecture.

i dont have anyhing interesting to write, but i thought i'd post this because the jonas brothers did one of their year and their year to come and i wanted to see if i had as much to write as they did. i didn't. but i dont really care so its all good! :)

well i'll write when i have somethin cool to say!
luv u!
~DJ Dangergurl

just wanted to show you!

2009-12-30T23:36:00.000-08:00

heres a random pic of joe jonas i cropped :) <3

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

What would i go to jail for?

2009-12-29T12:22:00.000-08:00

this is what my friend answered when she was asked

Team Edward? Team Jacob?

2009-12-29T12:17:00.000-08:00

weEEeelll... I'm

:)Fake it till ya make it!

2009-12-28T15:44:00.000-08:00

want a tip for how to make yourself feel better when you're in a bad mood? FAKE IT TILL YA MAKE IT :)! thinking to yourself that you're happy can make you feel happy! a good tip is to take a pencil or a pen and chew on it. if gives you something to bite on to get your frustration out aND it uses the same muscles that you use when you smile. when you use those muscles, ur body sends out this little chemicals that make you feel happy : D

next time ur a grumpy-umpus, yell "I NEED A PEN!" and think of the sexyness that is in this picture-

zacefron makes everything better ;P

~DJ_danger's girl

JB vs jb!

2009-12-28T15:21:00.000-08:00

this snip i took w/ my fancy snipping tool says it all:

the bottom part is mine :) (the part that says "me too guys!")

Facebook Fanpage!

2009-12-28T12:25:00.001-08:00

hey guys become a fan of DangergurlPones on facebook! :))) http://www.facebook.com/business/dashboard/?ref=sb#/pages/Dangergurl-Pones-Comedic-writing-for-the-awesome/245072000745

FIRST OFFICIAL FOLLOWER!

2009-12-27T22:57:00.000-08:00

okay not to freak this person out or anything, but WELCOME NEWEST FOLLOWER!!! you are my first official follower! i know it says there's another person but they're just my friend who nEver fricken uses her account lol but i really appreciate ur following me :))) i know its a weird thing to say but i just thought u should know that u rEALly made my week!! feel free to shoot me a tweet or something telling me who u r on twitter or tumblr or watever and i'll give ya tONS of shoutouts! :0)

p.s. plEAse spread the word about me! :) thanks again!

HARRY POTTER MUSICAL review!!!!

2009-12-18T17:13:00.000-08:00

Texteeeez!

2009-12-14T08:19:00.000-08:00

text conversation w/ my buddy erin last night!;

erin: Dear god, please make it snow. thank you, erin.

Me: Dear god, dito. ohz and i'd like joe jonas too. thanks!~Danielle

New Moon Review!!!

2009-12-11T22:25:00.000-08:00

hey guys!!! so as i promised (so long ago!-sorry about that!) i'm writing my review on the movie NEW MOON!!!! warning! if you have not seen this movie yet dont read this review!
   first i should tell you what i thought of twilight. i rEEEALLY didnt like twilight. borderline hate. the only reason it's borderline is because i feel hate is a really strong word and dont like to use it unless i'm positive i feel that strongly. i will not go into why i feel that way at this time because i might forget to write my review (yes this has really happened, and many times. especially when i'm talking and have no reference point to what i originally planned on talking about) i actually disliked twilight so much i almost didnt go see New Moon because i was afraid i would be yelling at the screen and agitating people. luckily enough people were talking about it that i decided to give it a chance. and thank GOD i did! i aDOREd it!
    i'm gona try and go through from begining to end on what i loved and hated(sorry for the strong word but im getting tired of saying "disliked"-its not powerfull enough >:/) anywho. so i loved the way the entered the movie-w/ the moon going from full to new moon and then cutting to the film! :)))! but kristen stewart did a horibble job acting upset about her dream. and her birthday. and everything else she did that they called "acting". my personal opinion is that she is an awfull actress and she nEver shows Any emOtion!
    every time robert pattinson(i refuse to refer to him as edward) and kristen kissed, they grunted and moaned. im like "save the sex noises for backstage sickos!" JESUS i had to fricken plUg my ears! i was seriously disturbed! even ask my megan (one of my many bff's megan ekse) about my involentary gagging and flinching. kristen was like "i want you to kiss me" she sounded like she was telling him she wanted him to leave. like she sounded madish.
   I did however love the birthday scene. except jaspers face when he first smelled the blood. but everything else about that and the getting the glass out of her arm was rEally well done. even kristen and rob didnt screw it up ;) but i didnt like that when rob took kristen back to her house they didnt show the whole mike argument and he didnt go back to her room and he didnt give her her recording of her lullaby or the plane tickets. the only presents she got were the camera and scrapbook and the stereo.
   i liked when he left and they kept the same month changing thing and the way they filmed it. kristen dId do a good job looking depressed. and i was so happy they kept the month changing thing because that was my favorite dramatic part after edward left-the fact that nothing happened at all in those months. at first i threw my book and stuff and i was all pissed and i was confused but when i think about it it was the perfect set up for the mood and tone of the book (sorry to get all english class talk on ya)
   i didnt like the way they had charlie tell bella that he was sending her back to her moms because they left out the therapist talk-which was the main reason she tried all the stuff w/ jessica because she didnt want to get thrown in the looney bin plus she didnt want to loose the reality of edward existing (i've been rereading new moon in case u've been wondering how i've been keeping track of all the details(: ) and the whole port angeles thing was a bit much. at first i thought it was good but then she hopped on the dudes motorcycle and i was like o jEsus that screwed things up. well i guess maybe thats how they made people figure out why she got the motorcycles for herself? iiI don kno. and i didnt like having to actually see robbert when she was hearing his voice. i thought it was more affective that she only heard him.
   I think they did a great job at picking taylor lautner for jacob! he was the only main character who could act! and he's super hot ;) :P i think all the stuff w/ him went really well. i usually hate when they change stuff from the movie but the way they changed his reaction to mike in the movie theater was really funny and really great. and then when he was shirtless in the rain :)))) yowzers! ;P
   however i didnt like the way the whole confrontation went down. if she hadnt talked to the other wearwolves and slapped paul i might have been okay but that was wAay too much. paul would have killed her. plus jacob and her never even talked about anything. and she never thought he was a murderer. ya that part they could have fixed but hey wat can ya do?
im running out of time so im skipping to the vulturi part.
so when you see rob in front of the vulturi, he looks really high. like his eyes are puffy and unfocused and he just looks like a fricken creeper! then when he steps out w/out a shirt on- and if you havent seen the movie yet you have to look for this- one of his nipples is a different color, its bigger, and it has a bite mark on it!!!! i almost puked lol! a bunch of rob lovers were like "aaaah!!" all sigh-y and stuff and megan and i were cracking up!!! everyone thought we were weird but i couldnt stop! oh and when alice sees the vision of her as a vamp,, whats up w/ them froliking through the field? rEallY? i was the only one laughing there too haha. i was soon joined by the whole theater as soon as one person heard my hysterics lol it was pretty funny.
   the whole movie was amazing, and i actually feel closer to team jacob now. only because i can see it all laid out and when i see it clearer and from an objective view and w/out the lovingness between the characters of edward and bella that was botched by kristen and robbert once again i saw how i wanted her to stay when jake was like "please bella, im begging you" and he was all teary and a good acter and she responded w/ no feeling and a retarded freak expression "no jake i have to go" in a monotone. ya.

well thats it!!!
p.s. im really sorry to all the robbert pattinson fans out there. i sincerly appologize if i offended you but this is only mY opinion an d i hope you can see that. i know i wouldnt hate you if you said mean things about the jonas brothers- i mean i would if you didnt appologize but if you did i would most likely accept it. it kind of depends on how mean you were ;)

my days at school

2009-12-11T15:02:00.001-08:00

i really want to make a video of all the hilarious things my friends say to me! i wish i had a good reason to tell my teachers so i wouldnt get in trouble for having my camera out- because for serious my days are FRICKEN FUNNY!! for some reason people say the cRAziest things to me! hmM i wondeR y *eye roll* maAyB im crazy too!!!! lolz thats probly it haha

stay tuned, i might just find a way!

Sorry!

2009-11-28T23:13:00.000-08:00

hey guys! so i watched new moOn today!!! buUt im not gonna write a review of it today! SORRY!!! i didnt have time today and its 11:11 right now(im making a wish right now!) so,,ya. but hopefully-if i get all my homeworks done 0_0- i'll be able to write it tommro! so i'll let u know ASIFLI (as soon as i fEEl like it!)

~DJ_danger's girl ;)

2mro!!!

2009-11-27T18:15:00.000-08:00

TOMMRO IM GONA REVIEW NEW MOON!!!!!

i've read all the books many times,,OF COURSE! and im kinda mad that people are seing it without reading it. but there's nothing i can do.

i actually didnt like the twilight movie. bUt i heard that New Moon was 10times better than twilight so thats good :))) im super excited!

well i gota go, watchin moulin rouge on my ipod :D i love that movie so much!
byby!
~DJ_dangergurl

p.s. i need a nickname! i lOve Satine but its associated w/ prostitutes so...yeeEAhh...not so much :/ lol if u think of anything cool let me know!!

Quotes 2~!

2009-11-27T18:04:00.000-08:00

Quotes~!

2009-11-27T18:02:00.000-08:00

more next!

winter break+youtube=...

2009-11-24T22:37:00.001-08:00

the best videos ever!!! so far heres my ideas:
1) road trip through town interviewing random ppl
2) fred meyer field trip w/interviews of employees
3) bounce remake
4) c how many stores in the mall i can get kicked out of (lol that 1s a jk:) promise!)

hopefully ill find ppl to b in em w/me!

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

1,000th tweet!!!

2009-11-24T22:19:00.000-08:00

here's a pic of my 1,000th tweet guys!!!-

Profile Pic

2009-11-24T21:53:00.000-08:00

I feel a change a commin guys : D!!! im gettin my bangs cut soon and goin shopping. its one of those times where i feel like re-vamping my style,, u know? ever get that feeling? maybe its just me-as w/ most things (cuz im amazing like that!)- but i just feel like my style needs some freshining.

along w/ this magnifico change, i want to take a picture to capture the newer me. so i feel like a new profile picture is in order. so BE PREPARED! i'll put some pictures on here before i decide and if anyone has an opinion just let me know. i dont think anyone reads this anyways so it should be fine but still. you never know.

love u all!!!
~DJ_dangergirl/ chaka#1

p.s. tehe i loved land of the lost- i saw it recently and today at gymnastics we were being chaka's to help us get the energy to do a stratle over on vault and attempted to have it help w/ pullovers(doing chaka's dance lol O jeez!:P) i decided i was chaka#1 and anyone else who wanted to be chaka could be chaka#2 and so on,, i claimed #1 b4 anyone even wanted to b a chaka! haha on their faces~!

THANKSGIVING!!!

2009-11-20T19:15:00.000-08:00

!!!! thanksgivings this thursday!!! or i should say SLAPSGIVING!!! HECKA ROFL-LOL!!!! u gotta watch this video!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_xWS0JfMik
and then this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWfBQaF5J4
I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!!! lolz!!!!
happy slapsgiving everybody! :P ttyl!

~luv yal!
DJ_dangergurl

Time!!!

2009-11-19T19:33:00.000-08:00

K guys guess what?!? the time has come or a new amazing entry! but u know wat?!? i cant write it right now. y the fugii am i writing a blog entry about how im gonna write one but cant right now? because i wanted u to know im not slacking off i just dont have very much time right now and i didnt want to forget so i'll either post one after im done w/ my homework OR tommorrow b4 the gymnasics team sleepover! :)))) juuUst so-s u knoO!

luv ur fav person/blogger EVA!
~Danielle DJ_Danger

youtube

2009-11-15T11:17:00.001-08:00

if u were one of the fourish people who actually watched my video on youtube, im not going to be making very many more. and the ones i do make will most likely not have me in it-like be pictures along with a song. this is because it didnt work very well to make this one and not many people watched it anyways. just wanted to let you know-ill be writing more soon!!!

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

YOUTUBE!

2009-11-08T19:29:00.000-08:00

k guys so i finally announced on twitter my "big surprise"!!! i cant wait to start working on my skript! my vid shOuld be posted by next weekend, but i just joined gymnastics and practice is every day until 6 so idk if i'll have much time to work on it-but ill deffinitly try!!!

im'a be as popular as micheal buckly (MY FAV YOUTUBER!) you just dont even know ;) haha well that's all- fo NOw that is! i'll let you know when i have made any proress on my vid-FTW!

~DJ_Danger's grirl :() :)

Valou!

2009-11-08T09:27:00.000-08:00

OMG! So a long while back demi lovatos icon on twitter was her playing the piano,and she had these weirdthings inbetween her fingers. my friend and i were bugged by it all the time and tried to figure it out but couldnt. we sort of gave up,,mostly because we forgot once she changed her icon. But then mandy on wore them on the miley and mandy show once and we remembered again! we looked and looked and found nothing. we eventually fogot again. bit for some reason this weekend i remembered and i started looking for the pic of Demi so i could explain to people in stores better,,i never found it :( luckily for me; at the very end of our shopping trip, a girl was wearing them and they caught my eye. i told my mom and the girl was workin one of those jewelry stands. so we walked over there and pretended we were looking for something and she asked us if we were looking for something in particular. my mom told her i was looking for "little things that go between ur fingers" (lol) and the girl looked really confused so i said"ur wearing them right now" and pointed at her hand. she said "o we dont sell those here sorry" and looked rEally embarased. we asked what they were called and she spelled it out"v-a-l-o-u" so as soon as i went home i looked it up. and do u know how much these Epic 'double ring's' are? $150! yeah. so then i looked up "cheap valou". guess what i foooOUUUnd!!!! $15 DOLLER valou!!! technically its a knock off but hey its one tenth the price, I dont care! so go here! http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Jewelry/Three-Aqua-Rhinestones-Ring-173816.jsp and heres a picture preview of one of the kinds they have!!! :)))

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

comment about epic turtle ring

2009-11-06T23:05:00.000-08:00

guys i would for serious wear this all the time haha no lie! but not to like school and such-but when i do anything dangergurl related i would b wearin that little buddy on my finger :) he'd make me happy! so make sure i dont get an uggo! DONT LIE TO ME! im verry gullable so if u say its awesome and it really isnt im gonna have a lam0 turtle on my finger and i'll b thinkin im all legit wen im just retarded! so either find me a better turtle or give me a name for this one and i'll go buy him :)

twitter surprize!

2009-11-06T23:00:00.000-08:00

i know i've already posted a couple of things about this but im getting more followers and want to make sure everythings all clear :)

so i have a big surprize for yal and i want to reveal it but i need to know there are going to be a lot of people seeing/hearing/knowing it! so when i get 50 followers on twitter i'm going to reveal it!

here's a hint- youtube/podcast

its a huge hint, but make what you will of it and then you'll just have to tell people to follow me to find out for sure what happens :))))

big surprize!

2009-11-06T18:51:00.001-08:00

so i told u the other day that the hint for my twitter surprize was this:youtube.

but now i think this is a better hint:youtube/podcast

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

i found a turtle ring!!!

2009-11-06T18:36:00.000-08:00

ignore the funny lookin lady and look at the epic rig shes wearing! b honest if its ugly guys!

I wanna be famous!

2009-11-05T19:29:00.000-08:00

hey guys guess what?!? my goal for life: to be famous! idk how yet but you know what?!? i'm going to make it happen! and you wanna know why? because im stubborn! i set my mind to something and, if i have the resources, i get it done! i think it would be super cool to be famous because of any of these things:

my blog
a youtube channel (haven't made one yet but thinking about it)
twitter peeps think so amazing i become famous
i host a radio show that makes me uber famous
i write a book as big as twilight (only i wont ruin it by making it a movie...well maybe(not the ruin part) if joe jonas plays adam and i get to play Lorelai*swoon*)
i have a kick butt show like the colbert report but i write my own skript and i keep it pg-ish so teens can have my face/name on a shirt and not have to try to explain it to their parents with embarrassment

yup any of those things would b pretty much freaking amazing. i dont think i would want to be famous for these reasons though:

actress (doesn't include talk show or watever the heck colbert is)
singer/musician (even though i pone at the guitar and lyric writing)
marry a famous person (not that i wouldnt want to marry them i would just want to get my fame on my own...and thEn marry Joe JOnas :) <3<3<3)
model-i wuldnt be thought 2 smrt ;p
crime-duh that'd make me infamous!

so if any of you out there reading this from the comfort of the verizon store on the screen of the phone youre trying to test but every time you test the browser it defaults to my page (haha sorry bout that...p.s. its gonna happen on every other phone with a touch screen as well :)...ya.) anywho if any of you think im even remotly funny, write down this website and read it every week for updates- and tell everyone on ur twitter, tumblr, facebook, and phone list that they may like me,, u never know-they may be a freak like me and enjoy my attempt at comedy! and they might appreciate my reviews! you never know, you may end up making my dream come true!!!! dont worry if you dont though, i'll be able to do it all on my own if i have to- no worries people!

just so those of you who know me in person know, every time we have advisory and the teacher asks me my goal or makes us do those retarded smart goals (p.s. does any other school but the ones our stupid effing school district do smart goals? we've been doing them since 6th grade and we did them like every quarter and i thought thAt was bad! now in high school we have to do them like all the time in advisory! ugh i hate them so much!!!) well every time we do those, if i ask you what my goal should be- like usual- remind me that i already have one that's foolproof and i can use it repeatedly!

So wish me luck my fans- so far there aren't many of you, but im getting quite the following on twitter so once i get 50 i told them i'd reveal a big surprize and im about to reveal something about it now(seeing as i dont have any followers on here yet(not neccesarily that i dont have any readers but most likely)) and this idea will hopefully at least get the word out about my blog!

here's the hint (its a biggin)- youtube
thats all im saying
not that there's really anything else to say but watev!

well that's all for now, i'll update ASAP! well not really because i could again tommorrow...but i'll be updating as soon as i have something interesting to say!!! ASAI!(as soon as interested! lol i love myself haha)

Should I change my photo?

2009-11-04T18:49:00.001-08:00

should this be my new photo?

for @cureforacutie

2009-11-04T18:29:00.000-08:00

heres my poster!!! it wouldnt upload to twitter so i put it on here :) p.s. thats a chicken with a sombraro in case u were wondering!

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

MOST AMAZING PICTURE OF ZAC EFRON EVER!!!!

2009-11-04T16:30:00.001-08:00

look at that sexy man!!!! *swoon* haha

2009-11-01T13:42:00.000-08:00

forgot to add this earlier!!! here's my holloween costume guys!!! super jonas fan to the rescue!!! :)

book!

2009-11-01T12:29:00.001-08:00

i started my book! my working title is catch me! like the demi lovato song-cuz that was my inspiration! im gonna post some of it and u shud tell me if u like it :)

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

Halloween!

2009-11-01T09:31:00.000-08:00

Halloween was yesterday guys!!!! little kids were sooOoo cute in their costumes!!! guess what i dressed up as? A SUPER HERO! which super hero? hehehe my own personal favorite- SUPER JONAS FAN!!! there were so many cute little kids! but the stupid teenagers were all little turds and i'd get all excited that i'd get to see another cute little kid and then it'd be a teenager >: p and there weren't that many trick-or-treaters at all! there were like 3 groups between 6 and 7 and then like idk but there weren't many :(

all in all i rate halloween 2009- eh...OK :)

catch me

2009-10-29T21:55:00.001-07:00

i love this song by demi lovato! its now my fav song! every time i listen to it it makes me feel like i wanna write something-like a book ya know? and i have this perfect premise and this one scene as if its in a movie and i always firge the magnificent words that i so perfectly used to state what was being molded in my mind and it bugs me sooOoo much! but im going to start working on my new writing piece and you'll get to see it firsthand! well this is my little rant on the song that i was listening to to fall asleep,, so ninight!

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

tumblr!

2009-10-29T18:35:00.001-07:00

i found a new awesome site thats even awesomer than twitter! (no character limit(great for me since i talk lots lolz) heres mine! follow me guys! :)

http://dangergurlpones.tumblr.com/

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

THIS IS FOR MY MEGAN!!!!

2009-10-27T16:35:00.000-07:00

you need to follow my blog megan!!!! i only have an erin and idt she even reads it :***( so u need to do that and make a twitter and follow me :) tehe for those of u so unfortunate as to not know my megan she is my awesome friend so sorry i didnt know any other way to get her attention guys...not that anyone reads this anyways...o well either way lol

Depression- NO im NOT talking about ME

2009-10-23T22:57:00.000-07:00

Depression. Depression is an ilness. You hear people say "im depressed" but they often just mean that they're upset. Depressed people don't usually announce the fact that they're depressed, and sometimes they don't even know it.

A few years ago, i went through a very tough time with my friends. I was litterally depressed. Out of no where the main group of friends that i hung out with abandoned me. They were mad at me and to this day i have no idea why. They stopped talking to me and tried, and succeeded, to get almost everyone to do the same. As if that wasn't enough, and as if i wasn't already having a hard enough time, i slipped up and told some people something my best friend made me promise not to tell. I didnt even realize it because it was something so small, but i asked her if i was right that i wasn't supposed to share it. I was completly honest with her and appologized and she still got really mad. Then a bunch of people she thought were her friends convinced her that I was a horrible friend and that she shouldn't ever speak to me. So i lost all but 2 of my friends in one foul swoop. This sent me into a deep depression. Every minute of the day i was fighting tears, just waiting for the chance that i could leave school and cry myself to sleep in the middle of the afternoon. I lost all intrest in the things i loved. I dont know, because i cant go back to check, but i would assume i started wearing the darkest colored clothes i had (which isn't saying much because i've always been such a bright colored person that i dont even own anything black or grey(okay one gray shirt but that was this year)). I felt like no one but my family and the three people that ever talked to me cared about me, and i guess that was kind of true.

No one tried to help me out of my depression, but since it's a state of mind im pretty sure they couldn't have anyways. Luckily i never cut myself or had any thoughts of suicide. But a lot of people do. If you ever see anyone that walkes around with a glazed expression, or they look like their constantly fighting tears, or they've lost interest in things they were once really animated about, please confront them and try to help them out-even if you dont know them very well (you can always become their friend or tell their friends that they need some help)

a book i strongly recomend, is 13 reasons why. It's about a girl who commits suicide but leaves 7 tapes, double sided, each telling about one of the thirteen reasons why she killed herself-one of the thriteen people who made her commit suicide. Its a really good book, I laughed, i cried, you know the drill-only this time i'm not being ironic.

Now that you know how it affects people, dont just see somone who looks "emo" or "goth" or "depressed" and say oh look at that loser their such a loner- GO TALK TO THEM. ask them what's wrong or how they are. if they're the kind of "goth" or "emo" kid that just does it/dresses like it because they think they look cool, sure maybe they are rather strange and you dont have to talk to them, but if you think they seriously are cutting themselves or are actually depressed try to help them. LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. you never know what small random act of kindness will save someones life-whether litterally or socially. thInk about it, dO it!

IM BACK!

2009-10-23T22:39:00.000-07:00

hey guys! i know not many people read this but i still feel rather dedicated to it. As long as it's special to someone (whether its just me or anyone) its special. and i haven't written something that wasn't advertisment in like FOREVER! so i am now! this isn't it because my topic needs a way better headline cuz its EXTREMELY IMPORTANT I just wanted to give you a heads up that it was coming. I may not finish it tonight because there's so much i wanna say about it but it iS cOming! no worries guys!

Read up soon!
~Dangergurl

p.s. how are you liking my new profile pic? im probably changing it soon(again) because i'm getting my hair cut tommorrow and so i'll probably have a little photoshoot time :) lol just letting you know- im really excited!

MY FACEBOOK!

2009-10-20T17:12:00.000-07:00

kk guys i made a facebook AND a facebook group! so im gonna make a new actual post ( a nonadvertisment post) tonight since thats all i've been doing latly jsuk. anYwho here's a link to my profile(my badge is also at the bottom of the screen(: )

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=100000430262134&ref=profile

Facebook!

2009-10-20T16:33:00.000-07:00

IM MAKING A FACEBOOK!!! IM GONNA HAVE A CONTEST ON THERE AND YOU MAY WIN!!! BUT THERE'S LOTS OF CRITERIA SO GO TO IT AFTER I'VE POSTED A LINK!!!!

HOMECOMING!!!

2009-10-16T21:28:00.001-07:00

tommorrows homecoming!!! i wont be doing a rant on it because it would be totally boring for the peeps who dont go to my school- i just thought you should know im sUPer excited!!!! :) :) :)

THE BOOK OF AWESOME

2009-10-15T18:12:00.001-07:00

im writin a book guys! its temporarily called THE BOOK OF AWESOME. just wrote my first entry- its about Edgar Allan Poe and how he was actually a psychology genius. it also tells you about the stuff in his life that made him so crazy. so ya i'll keep you guys posted, as always!

twitter contest!

2009-10-14T21:53:00.000-07:00

im havin a contest on twitter righv now guys! goto the bottom o the page to read my tweets bout. it then make a twitter and join it! ull win a prize i u win!!! GET GOIN!!!!

- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

WOW #5- Beware of Angry Waiters

2009-10-14T16:34:00.000-07:00

WOW #5- Angry waiter+your food=angry waiters lugie iN your food.

~What I Like About You-the TV show