Dec 11, 2009

New Moon Review!!!

hey guys!!! so as i promised (so long ago!-sorry about that!) i'm writing my review on the movie NEW MOON!!!! warning! if you have not seen this movie yet dont read this review!
     first i should tell you what i thought of twilight. i rEEEALLY didnt like twilight. borderline hate. the only reason it's borderline is because i feel hate is a really strong word and dont like to use it unless i'm positive i feel that strongly. i will not go into why i feel that way at this time because i might forget to write my review (yes this has really happened, and many times. especially when i'm talking and have no reference point to what i originally planned on talking about) i actually disliked twilight so much i almost didnt go see New Moon because i was afraid i would be yelling at the screen and agitating people. luckily enough people were talking about it that i decided to give it a chance. and thank GOD i did! i aDOREd it!
    i'm gona try and go through from begining to end on what i loved and hated(sorry for the strong word but im getting tired of saying "disliked"-its not powerfull enough >:/) anywho. so i loved the way the entered the movie-w/ the moon going from full to new moon and then cutting to the film! :)))! but kristen stewart did a horibble job acting upset about her dream. and her birthday. and everything else she did that they called "acting". my personal opinion is that she is an awfull actress and she nEver shows Any emOtion!
    every time robert pattinson(i refuse to refer to him as edward) and kristen kissed, they grunted and moaned. im like "save the sex noises for backstage sickos!" JESUS i had to fricken plUg my ears! i was seriously disturbed! even ask my megan (one of my many bff's megan ekse) about my involentary gagging and flinching. kristen was like "i want you to kiss me" she sounded like she was telling him she wanted him to leave. like she sounded madish.
   I did however love the birthday scene. except jaspers face when he first smelled the blood. but everything else about that and the getting the glass out of her arm was rEally well done. even kristen and rob didnt screw it up ;) but i didnt like that when rob took kristen back to her house they didnt show the whole mike argument and he didnt go back to her room and he didnt give her her recording of her lullaby or the plane tickets. the only presents she got were the camera and scrapbook and the stereo.
   i liked when he left and they kept the same month changing thing and the way they filmed it. kristen dId do a good job looking depressed. and i was so happy they kept the month changing thing because that was my favorite dramatic part after edward left-the fact that nothing happened at all in those months. at first i threw my book and stuff and i was all pissed and i was confused but when i think about it it was the perfect set up for the mood and tone of the book (sorry to get all english class talk on ya)
   i didnt like the way they had charlie tell bella that he was sending her back to her moms because they left out the therapist talk-which was the main reason she tried all the stuff w/ jessica because she didnt want to get thrown in the looney bin plus she didnt want to loose the reality of edward existing (i've been rereading new moon in case u've been wondering how i've been keeping track of all the details(: ) and the whole port angeles thing was a bit much. at first i thought it was good but then she hopped on the dudes motorcycle and i was like o jEsus that screwed things up. well i guess maybe thats how they made people figure out why she got the motorcycles for herself? iiI don kno. and i didnt like having to actually see robbert when she was hearing his voice. i thought it was more affective that she only heard him.
   I think they did a great job at picking taylor lautner for jacob! he was the only main character who could act! and he's super hot ;) :P i think all the stuff w/ him went really well. i usually hate when they change stuff from the movie but the way they changed his reaction to mike in the movie theater was really funny and really great. and then when he was shirtless in the rain :)))) yowzers! ;P
   however i didnt like the way the whole confrontation went down. if she hadnt talked to the other wearwolves and slapped paul i might have been okay but that was wAay too much. paul would have killed her. plus jacob and her never even talked about anything. and she never thought he was a murderer. ya that part they could have fixed but hey wat can ya do?
  im running out of time so im skipping to the vulturi part.
  so when you see rob in front of the vulturi, he looks really high. like his eyes are puffy and unfocused and he just looks like a fricken creeper! then when he steps out w/out a shirt on- and if you havent seen the movie yet you have to look for this- one of his nipples is a different color, its bigger, and it has a bite mark on it!!!! i almost puked lol! a bunch of rob lovers were like "aaaah!!" all sigh-y and stuff and megan and i were cracking up!!! everyone thought we were weird but i couldnt stop! oh and when alice sees the vision of her as a vamp,, whats up w/ them froliking through the field? rEallY? i was the only one laughing there too haha. i was soon joined by the whole theater as soon as one person heard my hysterics lol it was pretty funny.
   the whole movie was amazing, and i actually feel closer to team jacob now. only because i can see it all laid out and when i see it clearer and from an objective view and w/out the lovingness between the characters of edward and bella that was botched by kristen and robbert once again i saw how i wanted her to stay when jake was like "please bella, im begging you" and he was all teary and a good acter and she responded w/ no feeling and a retarded freak expression "no jake i have to go" in a monotone. ya.

well thats it!!!
p.s. im really sorry to all the robbert pattinson fans out there. i sincerly appologize if i offended you but this is only mY opinion an d i hope you can see that. i know i wouldnt hate you if you said mean things about the jonas brothers- i mean i would if you didnt appologize but if you did i would most likely accept it. it kind of depends on how mean you were ;)

my days at school

i really want to make a video of all the hilarious things my friends say to me! i wish i had a good reason to tell my teachers so i wouldnt get in trouble for having my camera out- because for serious my days are FRICKEN FUNNY!! for some reason people say the cRAziest things to me! hmM i wondeR y *eye roll* maAyB im crazy too!!!! lolz thats probly it haha

stay tuned, i might just find a way!

Nov 28, 2009

Sorry!

hey guys! so i watched new moOn today!!! buUt im not gonna write a review of it today! SORRY!!! i didnt have time today and its 11:11 right now(im making a wish right now!) so,,ya. but hopefully-if i get all my homeworks done 0_0- i'll be able to write it tommro! so i'll let u know ASIFLI (as soon as i fEEl like it!)

~DJ_danger's girl ;)

Nov 27, 2009

2mro!!!

TOMMRO IM GONA REVIEW NEW MOON!!!!!

i've read all the books many times,,OF COURSE! and im kinda mad that people are seing it without reading it. but there's nothing i can do.

i actually didnt like the twilight movie. bUt i heard that New Moon was 10times better than twilight so thats good :))) im super excited!

well i gota go, watchin moulin rouge on my ipod :D i love that movie so much!
byby!
~DJ_dangergurl

p.s. i need a nickname! i lOve Satine but its associated w/ prostitutes so...yeeEAhh...not so much :/ lol if u think of anything cool let me know!!

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more next!

Nov 24, 2009

winter break+youtube=...

the best videos ever!!! so far heres my ideas:
1) road trip through town interviewing random ppl
2) fred meyer field trip w/interviews of employees
3) bounce remake
4) c how many stores in the mall i can get kicked out of (lol that 1s a jk:) promise!)

hopefully ill find ppl to b in em w/me!


- Dangergurl (from my ipod)

1,000th tweet!!!

here's a pic of my 1,000th tweet guys!!!-

Profile Pic

I feel a change a commin guys : D!!! im gettin my bangs cut soon and goin shopping. its one of those times where i feel like re-vamping my style,, u know? ever get that feeling? maybe its just me-as w/ most things (cuz im amazing like that!)- but i just feel like my style needs some freshining.

along w/ this magnifico change, i want to take a picture to capture the newer me. so i feel like a new profile picture is in order. so BE PREPARED! i'll put some pictures on here before i decide and if anyone has an opinion just let me know. i dont think anyone reads this anyways so it should be fine but still. you never know.

love u all!!!
~DJ_dangergirl/ chaka#1

p.s. tehe i loved land of the lost- i saw it recently and today at gymnastics we were being chaka's to help us get the energy to do a stratle over on vault and attempted to have it help w/ pullovers(doing chaka's dance lol O jeez!:P) i decided i was chaka#1 and anyone else who wanted to be chaka could be chaka#2 and so on,, i claimed #1 b4 anyone even wanted to b a chaka! haha on their faces~!

Nov 20, 2009

THANKSGIVING!!!

!!!! thanksgivings this thursday!!! or i should say SLAPSGIVING!!! HECKA ROFL-LOL!!!! u gotta watch this video!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_xWS0JfMik
and then this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWfBQaF5J4
I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!!! lolz!!!!
happy slapsgiving everybody! :P ttyl!

~luv yal!
DJ_dangergurl

Nov 19, 2009

Time!!!

K guys guess what?!? the time has come or a new amazing entry! but u know wat?!? i cant write it right now. y the fugii am i writing a blog entry about how im gonna write one but cant right now? because i wanted u to know im not slacking off i just dont have very much time right now and i didnt want to forget so i'll either post one after im done w/ my homework OR tommorrow b4 the gymnasics team sleepover! :)))) juuUst so-s u knoO!

luv ur fav person/blogger EVA!
~Danielle DJ_Danger

Nov 15, 2009

youtube

if u were one of the fourish people who actually watched my video on youtube, im not going to be making very many more. and the ones i do make will most likely not have me in it-like be pictures along with a song. this is because it didnt work very well to make this one and not many people watched it anyways. just wanted to let you know-ill be writing more soon!!!


- Dangergurl (from my ipod)